Resolution

Resolution No. 2005-01

Sponsored by:

Liquidus, B.L.O.G.G.E.R.2005

RESOLUTION CALLING FOR THE IMMEDIATE TERMINATION OF LIQUIDUS’ CURRENT BULLSHIT RELATIONSHIP

Whereas, the Assembly of Logic is the highest policy-making body of Liquidus’ body;

Whereas, the Assembly of Logic shall pursue an independent stand, not dictated by any other sector, other than the occasional whim of Liquidus’ penis;

Whereas, the Assembly of Logic shall tolerate or encourage happy thoughts and illusions of romantic bliss for the purpose of and operating only within the bounds of promoting the welfare of Liquidus’ sanity;

Whereas, we met current boyfriend (CB) on quite kinky circumstances, yet liked him very much and found him quite yummy;

Whereas, we were quite interested enough to stalk him on friendster;

Whereas, we finally got to see him for a nice long chat over coffee months later;

Whereas, we were warned by my ex that CB is psycho;

Whereas, we thought it would be best to give CB the benefit of the doubt in the spirit of keeping alive the mantra of “love like you’ve never been hurt…”;

Whereas, we were very much kilig when CB first told us that he liked us very much;

Whereas, we were further kilig when CB’s own close friends told us that he liked us very much and that that does not happen too often;

Whereas, we decided with all resolve to see CB at least twice a week, without much regard for the high gas and time expenses of traveling from Alabang to San Juan;

Whereas, some weird shit has been going down for the past few weeks (just ask us);

Whereas, just an hour go, in San Juan, after traveling from Manila on a rainy night on wet roads for the purpose of paying CB a visit to check up on his health, we were told in verbatim, “Leave me alone!”;

Whereas, what the fuck ,right?;

Whereas, the current relationship has lost all credibility;

Whereas, we have learned that NOT all break-ups are hard;

Wherefore, be it resolved that the resolution be approved;

Wherefore, be it further resolved, that Liquidus return the key to CB’s house immediately as a straightforward political gesture of “fuck you!”;

Wherefore, be it further resolved, that Liquidus be tasked to inform the Southies and rest of the world about the aforementioned policy via blog to help us get some booty once again;

Wherefore, be it finally resolved that this resolution be binding and take effect upon approval of the Assembly of Logic.


Adopted,
July 19,2005