Sunday, July 24, 2005

We've moved



I couldn't put it down. Figuratively and literally!

Saturday, July 23, 2005

Signs of Intellect

The good news: hiphop still has a reputable underground culture.
The bad news: its underground.

I stretch my arms towards the sky like blades of tall grass.
The sun beats between my shoulders like Carnival drums.
I sat still in hopes that it would help my wings grow,
So that I could really be fly.
And then she arrived.
Like day break inside a railway tunnel;
Like the new moon; Like a diamond in the mines;
Like high noon to a drunkard--sudden.
She made my heart beat in the now-now time signature.
Her skin, a canvass for ultraviolet brushstrokes.
She was the sun's painting.
She was a deep Cogniac color.
Her eyes sparkle like lights along the new city.
Her lips pursed as if her breath was too sweet and full
for her mouth to hold.
I said, "You are the beautiful distress of mathematics."
I said, "For you, I will peel open the clouds like new fruit,
And give you lightning and thunder as a dowry.
I will make the sky shed all of its stars like rain,
And I would clasp the constellations across your waist,
And I will make the heavens your cape,
And they will be pleased to cover you."

--Mos Def

Friday, July 22, 2005

Mom gets told

Mom: Does anyone want ube jaaaaam?

Liquidus: No, thanks.

Siblings: No.

Mom: Its really gooooood. (waving heavily laden spoon...ube jam lumps fly)

Liquidus: Mom, you're making a mess. (picks up ube lumps)

Mom: Sorry. Sungit!

Tuesday, July 19, 2005

Honey bunches of envy

-->This<-- depresses me. Why?

I chose to major in Chemistry because I thought it would help me get a job at NASA. No, I'm serious! Every kid dreams of becoming an astronaut. NASA was recruiting Chem undergrads in school as interns at the time I was shifting my course. It could have been the step I needed to get me closer to one day landing on Mars or at the very least on Earth's orbit. Of course, my biggest obstacle was and is my citizenship. How sad.

Monday, July 18, 2005


Resolution No. 2005-01

Sponsored by:

Liquidus, B.L.O.G.G.E.R.2005


Whereas, the Assembly of Logic is the highest policy-making body of Liquidus’ body;

Whereas, the Assembly of Logic shall pursue an independent stand, not dictated by any other sector, other than the occasional whim of Liquidus’ penis;

Whereas, the Assembly of Logic shall tolerate or encourage happy thoughts and illusions of romantic bliss for the purpose of and operating only within the bounds of promoting the welfare of Liquidus’ sanity;

Whereas, we met current boyfriend (CB) on quite kinky circumstances, yet liked him very much and found him quite yummy;

Whereas, we were quite interested enough to stalk him on friendster;

Whereas, we finally got to see him for a nice long chat over coffee months later;

Whereas, we were warned by my ex that CB is psycho;

Whereas, we thought it would be best to give CB the benefit of the doubt in the spirit of keeping alive the mantra of “love like you’ve never been hurt…”;

Whereas, we were very much kilig when CB first told us that he liked us very much;

Whereas, we were further kilig when CB’s own close friends told us that he liked us very much and that that does not happen too often;

Whereas, we decided with all resolve to see CB at least twice a week, without much regard for the high gas and time expenses of traveling from Alabang to San Juan;

Whereas, some weird shit has been going down for the past few weeks (just ask us);

Whereas, just an hour go, in San Juan, after traveling from Manila on a rainy night on wet roads for the purpose of paying CB a visit to check up on his health, we were told in verbatim, “Leave me alone!”;

Whereas, what the fuck ,right?;

Whereas, the current relationship has lost all credibility;

Whereas, we have learned that NOT all break-ups are hard;

Wherefore, be it resolved that the resolution be approved;

Wherefore, be it further resolved, that Liquidus return the key to CB’s house immediately as a straightforward political gesture of “fuck you!”;

Wherefore, be it further resolved, that Liquidus be tasked to inform the Southies and rest of the world about the aforementioned policy via blog to help us get some booty once again;

Wherefore, be it finally resolved that this resolution be binding and take effect upon approval of the Assembly of Logic.

July 19,2005

Sunday, July 17, 2005

Cash Money, Yo

Philippine currency is THE new black. Spend 'em while supplies last!

I am long overdue for an update (not to mention a visit to my dentist). Let's start with school. let's not even start with school. Let's end school, please. This is beyond burn-out. And my grades...unsalvageable. My only hope now, as I was telling P and D last night over our TGIF dinner(Thanks, D! Looking forward to your next promotion! hehehe), is to top the board exam. [Like this guy -->click here<-- mmm (Actually he topped an entirely different board exam from the one I'll be taking, but nonetheless I can't help but be... inspired by his...topness?)Sa totoo lang, kahit hindi niya pinasa yung board exam labs ko siya].




Ok can somebody say, "obsessed?" Tama na! Sobra na! You stole the presidency not once, but twice! Ang magnanakaw ay kapatid ng mandaraya!

Moving right along...

So I'm in sort of a fix right now over my most recent relationship or whatever is left of it. Might be too soon to write about its demise though. Surprisingly, I'm not alarmed. What worries me is how UNworried I am. Also, a month is hardly acceptable in terms of relationship lifespanning I think. I've heard of being taken for a ride, but fuck, this one is ending even before turning the corner! All is fair indeed...

Saturday, July 16, 2005

Some Threes

Got this one from Phillip, with slight tweaking. :)

Three names you go by:
1. Buting (penis in Bicolano)
2. Pogi
3. Gwapo

Seriously, kaya nga anonymous blog diba?

Three screen names you have had:
1. Superspy
2. PowerTOOL (hihihi)
3. Snap_Argentum

Three physical things you like about yourself:
1. being male
2. non-hairiness
3. my sanggano smile

Three physical things you don't like about yourself:
1. jumongous ear lobes
2. 5'3"-ness
3. girly fingers

Three things that scare you:
1. heights
2. falling from a high place
3. hitting the ground after falling from a high place

Three of your daily essentials:
1. Blog surf
2. sipilyo
3. eat

Three things you are wearing right now:
1. boxers
2. a smile
3. -------

Three of your favorite bands and musical artists:
1. No Doubt
2. Ben Folds Five
3. Erykah Badu

Three of your favorite songs:
1. Milonga del Mar (Yonderboi)
2. On and On (Erykah Badu)
3. Five Years (Sugar Hiccup)

Three things you want in a relationship:
1. security
2. company
3. growth
3. mind-blowing sex

Two truths and one lie (in no particular order):
1. I'm gay.
2. I'm straight, pare.
3. I drool over Drew Arellano.

Three physical things about the preferred sex that appeal to you:
1. wide shoulders
2. non-hairiness
3. athletic legs

Three of your favorite hobbies:
1. blog surf
2. guitar
3. gym

Three things you want to do really badly right now:
1. gym
2. graduate
3. move out of my parent's house

Three careers you're considering/you've considered:
1. Medicine
2. Culinary Arts
3. Architecture

Three places you want to go on vacation:
1. Antarctica
2. Batanes
3. Puerto Gaylera (hihihi)

Three kids' names you like:
1. Daniel
2. Adrian
3. Lisa

Three things you want to do before you die:
1. threesome
2. orgy
3. #1 with Gino Rufino and Drew Arellano or #2 with DLSU's football team

Three ways that you are stereotypically a boy:
1. I have an overactive libido.
2. I am happy alone. (hihihi)
3. I pig out.

Three ways that you are stereotypically a girl:
1. I hate getting my hands dirty.
2. I have bad hair days (kahit na kalbo)
3. I never fart in public.

Three celeb crushes:
1. Drew Arellano!!!
2. Gino Rufino!!!
3. Jerico Rosales!!!

Three people that I would like to see take this quiz now:

All three of my readers!